Last year I was overloaded with Gavins. It appears that this year I'm having a run on Finns: Finn Carr, Finn Burke, Finn Hudson (Cory Monteith) from Glee, Finn the Human (Jeremy Shada) from Adventure Time. So I thought it would be fun to gather up the actors named Finn who have shown their stuff, on-screen or off.
1. Probably the most famous Finns of this generation is Finn Wolfhard, who played Mike Wheeler, central character in Stranger Things (2016-22). The 1980s Indiana boy investigates his buddy's disapperance into a demon-haunted dimension and falls in love with an ESP girl. Finn has also appeared in Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire, It, King of the Hill, and the new Paranorman.
Straight and femme in real life, he has no dick pics, but here's his basket. I'm not an expert, but is that lady's underwear?
2. Second most famous is probably Finn Witrock, who played many characters in different seasons of the anthology American Horror Story (2014-21), including serial killer Dandy, vampire's boy toy Tristan , feral child Jether, and vampire bait Harry. Some of them were gay-vague or gay-for-pay, but Finn is straight in real life.
3. Brandon Finn grew up in Hawaii, and has appeared in several series set or filmed in his home state, including Magnum PI, Fantasy Island, and Chief of War (where he played the gay Prince Kūpule). I can't tell from his Instagram if he's gay in real life.
4. Nonbinary genderqueer Fin Argus has played gay characters in Queer as Folk, The Other Two, and The Commute. They have given us a lot of butt pics but no frontal; maybe they want to keep what they have in front private.
5. British actor Finn Cole is known for Animal Planet, Peaky Blinders, and Slaughterhouse Rulez. I can't tell if his partner here is male, female, or nonbinary, but in real life he likes girls.
2. Second most famous is probably Finn Witrock, who played many characters in different seasons of the anthology American Horror Story (2014-21), including serial killer Dandy, vampire's boy toy Tristan , feral child Jether, and vampire bait Harry. Some of them were gay-vague or gay-for-pay, but Finn is straight in real life.
3. Brandon Finn grew up in Hawaii, and has appeared in several series set or filmed in his home state, including Magnum PI, Fantasy Island, and Chief of War (where he played the gay Prince Kūpule). I can't tell from his Instagram if he's gay in real life.
4. Nonbinary genderqueer Fin Argus has played gay characters in Queer as Folk, The Other Two, and The Commute. They have given us a lot of butt pics but no frontal; maybe they want to keep what they have in front private.
5. British actor Finn Cole is known for Animal Planet, Peaky Blinders, and Slaughterhouse Rulez. I can't tell if his partner here is male, female, or nonbinary, but in real life he likes girls.
The Finn phalluses come after the break. Caution: Most are aroused.





