RG Beefcake and Boyfriends: Thomas Kuc: The gay-vague Gameshaker goes to the head of the class, hides under the bed, visits a bathhouse. With two dick pics to compare

If you were a teenager in 2015, you probably saw the Nickelodeon teencom Game Shakers (2015-19), about two girls who start a video game company with the help of billionaire rapper Double G. They bring in his son Triple G (Benjamin Flores), because they have to, and Hudson (Thomas Kuc), because he's cute. But dumb: he wears his underwear over his pants, and tries to hide behind a pencil.

In one episode, Hudson and Triple G dress as girls to meet girls, but otherwise no hetero-horniness is mentioned in the episode synopses. They spend a lot of time dealing with threats to their relationship, so there is probably a gay-subtext romance going on (or text, although the Google AI insists that they're just friends).

Benjamin Flores Jr. is probably gay, but I want to profile Thomas Kuc because he's more muscular, and because I'm interested in languages: he's fluent in English, Spanish, and Polish, with some knowledge of Portuguese and Mandarin, an unusual combination.

Thomas was born in Brazil in 2002, presumably to Polish parents, and then moved to Los Angeles. As a child he was a competitive gymnast, and appeared in some commercials and the soap General Hospital.

He broke into movies with The Diabolical (2015). His character, Danny, is not mentioned in the plot synopsis, but presumably he's a friend of the beset-upon woman's son Jacob.

Next came 61 episodes of Game Shakers, plus playing Hudson on a 2017 episode of Henry Danger: the Game Shakers help the superhero-in-training protect Double G's worldwide charity concert.

Head of the Class (1986-91) featured a class of high school overachievers being taught how to relax and live a little by their laid-back teacher. My favorite was Brian Robbins (left) as the leather-clad bad boy Eric, although Tony O'Dell, the conservative Republican, turned out to be gay in real life.

The revamped version on MAX (2021) brought in a new crowd of geniuses, including business tycoon Luke (former Prince of Peoria Gavin Lewis) and drama major Miles (Adrian Matthew Escalona), who is gay. Thomas played Ryan in two episodes, but he's not mentioned in the episode synopses, and the series has been removed from MAX. Most likely he played a random student.

Thomas's other work is aggressively heteronormative:

He played the Boyfriend of singer Anna Duboc in Promises to Keep (2021).

Her Toxic Boyfriend in First Love (2023).

A female artist's ex-husband in They Met (2025).

More after the break. We'll get to the n*de photos, I promise.

In The Jealous Boyfriend and the Man Under the Bed (2024), Levi (Noah Eisenstein) thinks that his girlfriend is cheating on him, so he hides under the bed to catch her in the act, leading to "a chaotic web of misunderstandings, secrets, and unexpected encounters." So, gay content, right?

Wrong: Levi (Noah Eisenstein, left) ends up in the wrong apartment, hiding under the bed with Alex (Thomas), who is having an affair with the married woman who lives there. You can feel the certaintly that everyone on Earth is heterosexual.

Thomas's personal life is entirely heteronormative, too. He introduces us to the Love of His Life early on in his social media, and celebrates various birthdays and anniversaries with her (though it's hard to tell. He's got a sister who looks the same.)

I got all excited when he said that he loved going to a bathhouse, but it turned out to be a straight bathhouse. The promos show a lot of ladies in bikinis eyeing men hungrily. He went with "my Everything" (translation: a lady).

So, no real gay roles, aggressively straight in real life. He'd better have a big dick.