Eight staunch Scotsmen with right proper stauners under their sporrans

Since Baby Reindeer features a Scotch comedian trapped in London, and one of Robert Oberst's strong men was Scottish, I figured it was time for some Scots studs. 

A kilt malfunction in Edinburgh.

Pub mates in St. Andrews, site of the most prestigious university in Scotland.

Pub mate stauner -- a semi. 

St. Andrews prof explores his kinky side.

There are about 60,000 Scots Gaelic speakers in Scotland, mostly in the Hebrides.  You often hear it spoken in Stornoway, on the Isle of Lewis.

Vietnamese-Scots chub from Stornoway, skittish about showing his tadger.

The Callanish Stones, Lewis

More Scotsmen after the break. Warning: explicit.

Robert's Hot/Hung Photos, Part 1: Fifty burgers, three pies, Halloween, bondage, and the love of his life

 

This is a collection of hot or humorous photos of Robert Oberst, professional strongman who played Cousin Karl in Righteous Gemstones Season 3.

1. Halloween Scotsman

2. Robert wants to get "back into shape."  Looks pretty in shape to me.  

His motto is "Strong and Pretty," get it?

3. Robert the underwear model.

4. Robert has a home gym, of course, but there's a lot to be said for working out with other guys.

5. A light lunch: Fifty burgers (no buns, of course) and 200 wings.  Notice the gay couple behind him.

 

6. Only three pies?  You feeling ok, buddy?

More Robert after the break. Warning: Explicit.

Ewan McGregor: Are there penises in all of his movies, or in just most of them?

 

There are lots of famous penises among Hollywood stars.  Among the old guard, Milton Berle's comes to mind, although there aren't any actual photos of it.  Rob Lowe accidentally gave us a glimpse of his, fully aroused.  Christopher Atkins displayed his several times, on screen and off.  But Ewan McGregor wins the prize for displaying his on screen all the time.

I've seen a lot of his movies.  Some I liked, some I hated: 1. Trainspotting (1996)

2. The Pillow Book (1997)
3. Velvet Goldmine (1998) was good.
4. Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (1999) and its sequels, where he plays a young, gay Obi-Wan Kenobi.
5. I walked out of Moulin Rouge (2000) when they started singing 20th century songs in 19th century Paris.

6. Scenes of a Sexual Nature (2003): He appears for five seconds.

7. Doctor Sleep

8. Halston (2021)

But one thing you can always count on.  There will be a penis. 

Usually his.

More dicks after the break