Male nudity, gay romance, and queer codes in movies and television, especially "The Righteous Gemstones"
"High Potential," Episode 1.11: The cleaning lady genius figures out whodunit in a rich family with secrets and gay sons. With bonus n*de Daniel, Noah, and Clark
The Top 10 Hunks of Queerbaiting TV: a 2012 gay video star, an alien from the 53rd century, a cucumber, Jack McBrayer, and Oscar Wilde
I've been having bad luck with tv shows lately.
I've been watching the tenth series of Doctor Who (2016-17) under the impression that the Time Lord's companion Nardole is gay. Actor Matt Lucas is gay, so why not? Besides, Nardole is sassy and snippy, he's dismissive of female companion Bill, he hides in another alien's crotch, and he acts like he's quite smitten with a blue-skinned fellow.
1. It took a lot of research to find the identity of the blue-skinned guy -- IMBD didn't know, and Google thought he was 2012-13 gay video star Justin LeBeau (top photo).
2. The Tardis Fandom website calls him Dahh-Ren, played by Peter Caulfield of the gay British series Cucumber .
But Nardole's interest in Dahh-Ren is just querbaiting: later in the episode, dude mentions an old girlfriend.
Doctor Who often features gay characters. Bill is herself a lesbian, and has fallen for women twice so far. So why the queerbaiting?
3. I fast-forwarded through 14 episodes of Insecure, on Netflix, about two black women looking for love and sex, because it had a gay character, Ahmal, played by Jean Eli. He was interviewed extensively about what it felt like to play a gay character, how he tried to subvert stereotypes, and so on. Dude appeared for only a few seconds in each episode, when his sister calls to ask his advice on something, or when she brings him as her date to a party. He is shown with a man just once, cooking, for three seconds.
Not exactly queerbaiting, more like "gay but let's not show it" erasure.
4. But at least there were a lot of hot black guys showing their backsides as they sexified the ladies. Such as Jay Ellis.
5. And Y'lan Noel.
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Ryan Potter: Nude and j/o photos of the Supah Ninjah, Beast Boy, Hiro Hamada, mystic, gamer, and bisexual buddy
Ryan Potter is best known as Gar Logan, aka Beast Boy, in the DC Comics Universe series Titans (2018-23).
These aren't the Teen Titans from your Daddy's comics collection. The original Robin the Boy Wonder is still around, but the team also includes two oof his successors, Jason Todd and Tim Drake, as well as Connor Kent, the clone of Superman and Lex Luthor.
Plus there are gay and trans characters, and quite a lot of backsides on display, including Ryan's.
Born in 1995, Ryan lived in Tokyo for the first seven years of his life, and then moved to Los Angeles. He started his acting career in Supah Ninjas (2011-13), spelled wrong on purpose, playing a shy, quiet student who discovers that he is...um...a super Ninja. His best friend and the Girl of His Dreams join the team, tutored by his grandfather, George Takei.
More movies about shy, quiet students who learn martial arts followed, plus some Disney teencoms and a lot of animated series about martial arts.
In the various Big Hero 6 movies and tv programs (Baymax and..., Big Chibi 6, Baymax Dreams, Big Hero 6: The Series, Baymax!), Ryan plays Hiro Hamada, a teenage robotics genius who creates a snowman-like inflatable robot named Baymax. He and his friends and the Girl of His Dreams form the superhero team Big Hero 6.
One of the versions has a gay character named Mbita, and another has Brooks Wheelan as Fred, "team mascot at SFIT."
The animated Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous (2020-22) follows teens at a summer camp on Isla Nubar who get stuck when the dinosaurs take over. There are two lesbian teens among them, but Ryan's character is straight.
"Surreal Estate," Episode 1.1: Realtor and his scoobies investigate haunted houses, with gay characters and a lot of n*de Matt Whites
Surreal Estate (2021-23), on Hulu, appeared on Reddit about shows with "normalized" LGBT characters, not struggling to come out or fighting homophobia. None of the episode synopses suggest gay characters, and the icon shows a man and a woman, but here goes, Episode 1.1
Scene 1: Night. A man in a 1940s detective costume walks through a thunderstorm to a creepy house. The sign says "For Sale by Owner."
Inside, it's too dark to see much, but a woman in a bathrobe seems to be reading an antique book on human anatomy. She gets scared when the surgeon in a photograph seems to be grinning evilly at her. Suddenly the room catches on fire (at least we can see something now). She runs outside, but runs into the Old Fashioned Man.
Psych! He's not the ghost of a 1940s detective, he just dresses like one: Luke Roman (Tim Rozon of Schitt's Creek), interested in the house. So call in advance?
She hugs him: "The house wants to kill me!" That's every home owner's complaint, girl.
He can help with that. They gaze into each other's eyes. I'll be they start dating, and she joins the paranormal real estate team.
Scene 2: At Shirley's Diner, still too dark to see much, Homeowner Megan, says that her fiancé is coming to pick her up. Don't you hate it when they mention a boyfriend halfway through the date?
Luke shows her a video about his company, SMEP, Specialists in Metaphysically-Engaged Properties, those with a market value depreciation due a tragedy occuring there. Sometimes they are haunted, sometimes not, but the rumor makes it lose 37% of its market value and takes 317% longer to sell.
Megan's swishy boyfriend Brock (Matt White) flounces in with a teeth-click, a flamboyant wave of his umbrella, and a "What up, Girlfriend?" Shouldn't be too hard to convince him to be true to himself, so you can have Megan for yourself.
Matt White has nine acting credits on IMDB, including six shorts,and three walk-ons. This may not be the right one, but there are lots of other Matt Whites to choose from: a baseball player, a football player, an artist, a musician, a comedian, and a billionaire.
Left: Matt White d*ck
Scene 3: At the agency, Luke tells his scoobies, two men and a woman, about the case. Homeowner Megan is a medical student who inherited the haunted house from her grandfather. Swishy boyfriend lives with her (in his own room, I assume).
On to otheir other case, a house with a poltergeist. It came out clean: no entities. But Rita, the Evil Realtor who hired them, insists that things were flying around. Nobody wants to confront her because she's so evil, so they get the New Girl to do it: a ringer who got $10 million in sales at her last agency.
Introductions:
Father Phil (Adam Korson, right), a defrocked priest with nice biceps, does the background checks and due diligence.
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