Previous: Episode 3.4 Continued: Mistaking dependency for love, two breakups, Kelton's butt, and some Cantonese cocksEpisode 3.4 concludes with the family in disarray. Both BJ and Keefe have broken up with their partners in the aftermath of a betrayal, Jesse and Pontius are sparring, and the Montgomery Boys are secretly planning a violent retribution.
Title: "Interlude III." The interludes are meant to build suspense by postponing the action for two weeks, plus give us some background on the major characters. Interlude I centered on Jesse, and Interlude II on Kelvin, so I imagine that this time it will be Judy.
Judy's Back Story: Rogers High School, 2000. High school-aged Judy tries to flirt with her crush, art student Trent (Braxton Alexander), by throwing her hair over his desk. He asks her to stop several times, but she says "You know you like it, Stud," embarrassing him in front of the class. Finally he gets even by cutting her hair.
Wait -- why isn't the super-rich Judy in private school?
She doesn't notice until the girls in the restroom laugh at her. Then she storms into band practice and smashes his saxophone, yelling "I liked you, asshole! I loved you!"
Some fans wonder whether Trent is gay. Of course, lots of straight guys would reject Judy's vulgar come-ons, but Trent wears a pukka shell necklace: according to my research, around 2000, that was a queer code, a way to identify other gay people while leaving the straights oblivious. Plus he's an artist and a musician. "Artistic" and "musical" are often code for "gay."
Y2K is Real: Remember the Y2K panic that Eli and his wife Aimee-Leigh profited from? A reporter from Time Magazine shows Eli the commercial, telling folks that God wanted them to buy Gemstone Brand survival buckets, first aid kits, commode liners, and so on. "So...do you think it's ethical to scare people and then benefit from that fear-mongering?"
"I was trying to help."
"You said that Jesus told you that Y2K was real. Who was wrong, Jesus or you?"
Wait -- most evangelicals are pre-Dispensationalists, believing that all of the Christians will be caught up to heaven in the Rapture prior to the various seals, trumpets, and bowls of the Tribulation. Why would they need survival supplies?
Kelvin's Little Tiny Doll Pecker: College-age Jesse brings his girlfriend Amber home to meet the family.
Is she pregnant? Gideon is going to be born in a year or less.
At dinner, Judy criticizes her for coming from a poor family. Jesse says "Suck my dick!", and she responds "I want a meal, not a snack."
Left: not a tiny little doll pecker.
Kelvin laughs: "That was good. She means you have a tiny little titi" (pronouncced tih-tee). Jesse then criticizes Kelvin's "tiny little doll pecker." It is probably perfectly normal for a prepubescent boy, but Kelvin doesn't know that.
Presumably the adult Kelvin is the same size as the well-hung Adam Devine, yet the siblings continue to disparage his penis into adulthood. How, exactly, do they see it? My sister has never seen mine. The result is a paralyzing fear of sexual intimacy that jeopardized every potential romantic connection before Keefe. And only Keefe's superhuman devotion kept him by Kelvin's side as he vacillated between withholding sex and demanding it constantly.
Background Note: "Titi" is a type of shrub, a type of monkey, your aunt, and an unattractive drag queen. Apparently the writers invented the "penis" meaning to bring to mind the adult Kelvin's obsession with "titty meat."
The Snake Handler. After a scene where Judy bullies Amber and steals her ring, setting up their squabbles in the present, we cut to a service at Peter Montgomery's Pentecostal-like snake-handling church. Actually, he's the only one playing with a snake, while his sons play the guitar and violin, and his wife May-May goes into a filled-with-the-Spirit ecstasy.
Background note: Snake-handling, based upon the injunction to "take up serpents" in Mark 16:17, was introduced by the Church of God with Signs Following during the Great Depression, and spread throughout Appalachia. Today the practice is illegal in most Southern states, including South Carolina, and there are no more than 100 snake-handling churches left.
In Them That Follow (2019), Walton Goggins (Baby Billy) plays the pastor of a snake-handling church.
Gemstone-Montgomery Tensions: At the Gemstone Compound, May-May complains about having to identify herself at the security station, just to put flowers on her father's grave. "You can visit the grave whenever you want," Aimee-Leigh assures her. "We'll have security flag you right on through." But she's not satisfied. Geez, he's been dead since 1995. Haven't you figured out the visitation schedule by now?
Later she bosses Peter around and rejects every effort of Aimee-Leigh to be friendly, suggesting a long-standing feud. We can see parallels in Amber and Judy in the present.
Gay boys and bare butts after the break
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