Kelvin and Keefe at a gay resort sometime after Season 3, watching the Nude Dude Review.
Tropic Thunder
Nine inches and counting
Big Daddy
First time on stage
More nude dudes after the break
"They're combing Wyoming": Eight guys flexing in Idaho, hiking in Wyoming, and hooking up after the opera
The title of "Eight Hot/Hung Arnkansans" comes from the musical Annie Get Your Gun, as Frank Reynolds explains that he's extremely good in bed, but a player, so you shouldn't get involved. He continues:
There's a guy in Wyoming -- they're combing Wyoming/ To find the man in white who was with him that night.
Gulp, that sounds sinister, but he just means that he ghosted the guy after the hookup.
Here are eight hot/hung/naked guys from Wyoming and nearby mountain states. First up: a wrestler from the University of Idaho, Moscow.
Denver, Colorado selfie.
The Denver Art Museum. Generic name, Gaudi style.
Dick with dumbbell in Fort Collins.
On to Sheridan, Wyoming
College student selfie.
More mountain state dick after the break. Warning -- arousal.
Nazarene Baptism: A liberal preacher, a swimming pool baptism, and a lot of sausage sightings
At the beginning of my senior year in high school, our long-time Nazarene preacher had to resign after his son got a girl pregnant. Our new preacher, Rev. Spearman from Northwest Nazarene College in Idaho, was tall, blond, stupid...and liberal: on the cutting edge of evangelical theology.
Most Nazarenes had no idea that LGBT people existed -- they weren't even mentioned until the last edition of the Manual -- but Brother Spearman gleefully referenced homa-sekshuls in nearly every sermon, blaming nearly every catastrophe or social problem on them, or on Christians for not hating them enough.
Most Nazarenes preachers screamed about our need to go down to the altar to get saved (forgiven of our sins) and sanctified (being cleansed of the ability to sin), but Brother Spearman added a third step, technically in the theology but rarely mentioned: consecration, dedicating your life to God.
Thus he cannily increased the number of times you had to go to the altar. I was sure he did it to push up the altar-call numbers, which would lead to a renewed contract.
More after the break
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