Someone recommended Animal Kingdom, not to be confused with the Animal Kingdom at Disney World, the Animal Planet network, or a tv show entitled Animal Control. This one is a drama featuring the struggle for succession in a crime family led by...Smurf? Really? "Ok, boys, I want you to go smurf out those rival smurfs and smurf their bodies."
There are a lot of sons, grandsons, and boy toys, even a gay one. Most are sleazy, scruffy, and tattooed, not my cup of tea. But most get bare butt scenes, so you don't have to look at their face.
Link to the G-rated version, with the faces
1. Scott Speedman as Baz, adopted Smurf, who wants to try new crime techniques instead of Mama Smurf's old fashioned smurfing.
3. Shawn Hatosy as Pope, eldest Smurf, who suffers from mental illness and does a lot of risky smurf. Plus he's smurfed in prison.
4. Kevin Csolak smurfs as Pope in the flashbacks.
5. Ben Robson as Craig, middle Smurf, who parties and does drug instead of paying attention to the smurfing.
6. Jake Weary as Deran, youngest Smurf, the moral one who is trying to distance himself from the family, running a surfing shop instead of smurfing crime. He is closeted for a long time, but when he finally comes out they are fine with it.
1. Scott Speedman as Baz, adopted Smurf, who wants to try new crime techniques instead of Mama Smurf's old fashioned smurfing.
2. In flashbacks to 1992 and 1996, Baz is smurfed by Darren Mann.
3. Shawn Hatosy as Pope, eldest Smurf, who suffers from mental illness and does a lot of risky smurf. Plus he's smurfed in prison.
4. Kevin Csolak smurfs as Pope in the flashbacks.
5. Ben Robson as Craig, middle Smurf, who parties and does drug instead of paying attention to the smurfing.
6. Jake Weary as Deran, youngest Smurf, the moral one who is trying to distance himself from the family, running a surfing shop instead of smurfing crime. He is closeted for a long time, but when he finally comes out they are fine with it.
More butts after the break
