Baby Billy's Baby Boy: Harmon the special-needs son who Baby Billy abandoned at Christmas 1993. has grown into a special-needs adult (Macaulay Culkin), But nevertheless he has achieved the heterosexual nuclear family trajectory of job, house, wife, and kids.Actually, his wife has the job (a lawyer, "an educated breadwinner") but close enough.
They are all watching Family Feud: "almost everyone has had their bottom ___ at least once." Sexual innuendo, har har. The answer: spanked.
Suddenly the doorbell rings: it's a card with a photo of Harmon on Santa's lap the day his Daddy abandoned him. Then his Daddy!
Baby Billy wants to fix things between them, so he can move forward with his new son. So it's not about Harmon, it's about you? Harmon says just don't make the same mistake again, and "Can I hit you with a closed fist as hard as I can in the face?" That's rather precise, but Baby Billy agrees, and gets walloped.
Jesse Smollett and K-Fed: Back stage before Eli's "welcome back" service, the siblings are in makeup and practicing their enunciation. They agree to make Daddy proud by showing how much they love each other. Judy says that she loves "Jesse Smollett" and "K-Fed," whereupon Kelvin makes a strange feminine gesture.
Suddenly the doorbell rings: it's a card with a photo of Harmon on Santa's lap the day his Daddy abandoned him. Then his Daddy!
Baby Billy wants to fix things between them, so he can move forward with his new son. So it's not about Harmon, it's about you? Harmon says just don't make the same mistake again, and "Can I hit you with a closed fist as hard as I can in the face?" That's rather precise, but Baby Billy agrees, and gets walloped.
Out in the car, the ghost of Aimee-Leigh laughs at his bloody nose with kleenix affixed.
Jesse Smollett and K-Fed: Back stage before Eli's "welcome back" service, the siblings are in makeup and practicing their enunciation. They agree to make Daddy proud by showing how much they love each other. Judy says that she loves "Jesse Smollett" and "K-Fed," whereupon Kelvin makes a strange feminine gesture.
Some vaguely-relevant dicks after the break