Hung Hungarian hunks: Eight Budapest bulges, Pecs penises, and Miskolc muscles

Budapest is only 244 km from Vienna, so if you're visiting Austria, there's really no excuse not to go -- the architecture is amazing, all of the art deco glitz of the old Austro-Hungarian Empire. 

St Stephen's Basilica, completed in 1905. 

Hungarian is a Finno-Ugric language, related to Finnish and Estonian, and rather difficult for English speakers. But everyone learns English in high school, so you should be able to get along with just a few phrases, like hol van a szauna, "Where is the sauna?"

Hungary doesn't have a great record on gay rights. Although public opinion is gradually moving forward, many Hungarians continue to believe that same-sex acts should be criminalized, and tv programs that "promote or portray" LGBT persons are prohibited.

Szeretnél filmet nézni, "Do you want to see a movie?"

Of course, there are some gay bars and saunas, and you can still be invited back to someone's room: Gyere a szobámba

The more adventurous can try urinal cruising.  Don't forget térdelj le, "get on your knees."

Budapest has an active bodybuilding scene.. Mekkora a kolbászod, "how big is your sausage?"

More pecs and penises after the break

Jeno Kiss: Hungarian bodybuilder with a huge penis and a lot of Muscle Mass powder to sell. Did I mention the huge penis?

 

Hungarian Jeno Kiss is an "old school bodybuilder," preferring size to definition, and print media to professional competitions -- although when he has competed, he has often been successful.  He earned the IFBB Mr. Universe in 1996 and the Nordic IFBB in 2013.

Born in 1972, he began appearing in fitness magazines in the 1990s.  Some of them seem to be directed at a gay audience, like the old Physique Pictorials in the U.S.

I didn't find any nude magazine spreads, but this candid looks like it's from the 1990s.

The family name "Kiss" is uncommon even in Hungary, making it difficult to research Jeno.  I know that he works as a fitness instructor, and he is the spokesperson for a lot of nutritional supplements, mostly Biotech Muscle Mass powder, but also Protein Krispies, a brand of high-nutrient Hot Chocolate, and so on.

Here he capitalizes on his name.  I wonder if the kisses were complementary.

I mostly had to depend on his facebook and instagram pages, which have some interesting photos, but limited biographical details.

Here Jeno is mowing the lawn.  Or selling a lawn mower brand.

More Kiss Jeno Mester after the break. Warning: explicit.