Hung Hungarian hunks: Eight Budapest bulges, Pecs penises, and Miskolc muscles




Budapest is only 244 km from Vienna, so if you're visiting Austria, there's really no excuse not to go -- the architecture is amazing, all of the art deco glitz of the old Austro-Hungarian Empire. 

St Stephen's Basilica, completed in 1905. 

Hungarian is a Finno-Ugric language, related to Finnish and Estonian, and rather difficult for English speakers. But everyone learns English in high school, so you should be able to get along with just a few phrases, like hol van a szauna, "Where is the sauna?"






Hungary doesn't have a great record on gay rights. Although public opinion is gradually moving forward, many Hungarians continue to believe that same-sex acts should be criminalized, and tv programs that "promote or portray" LGBT persons are prohibited.
Szeretnél filmet nézni, "Do you want to see a movie?"



Of course, there are some gay bars and saunas, and you can still be invited back to someone's room: Gyere a szobámba


The more adventurous can try urinal cruising.  Don't forget térdelj le, "get on your knees."




Budapest has an active bodybuilding scene.. Mekkora a kolbászod, "how big is your sausage?"












More pecs and penises after the break



It looks like a fast food joint, but the Creppy Palacsinta Ház Étterem in Miskolc, two hours east of Budapest,  is actually a pancake restaurant -- recognize the "crepe"?  They hire university drama majors to play the mascot, Creppy. Vedd le a ruháid, "Take off your clothes"









From The Cherry Orchard to a big-headed pancake mascot.














Central Miskolc






From Pecs, about two hours south of Budapest. 















A lot of drama majors in Budapest.















Also a lot of tree trunks


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