I heard that Q-Force, the animated series on Netflix, was horribly homophobic, brashly portraying screaming-queen stereotypes from 50 years ago, girlfriend. So I waited to review an episode until I was in a good mood. The homophobia would still be annoying, but at least I wouldn't be tempted to smash my tv set.
Scene 1: 2011. A muscular, limp-wristed, screaming-queen secret agent is killing people ("Bye, bitch!"), disarming bombs, and throwing rainbow-colored grenades. The crowd watching cheers. "Best of the best! He'll be fighting the Taliban!" Switch to the secret agent graduation ceremony. Limp-Wristed Muscle Guy, Steve Maryweather (Sean Hayes), is the valedictorian. He comes out as gay during his speech ("I want to thank the Marky Mark videos for making me gay." ) I hate it when people say that seeing a hot guy turned them gay. It convinces homophobes that we all started out straight, but then something "went wrong,," and, of course, if you turned gay, you can turn "back to straight" through conversion therapy.
Everyone recoils in disgust at the gayness revelation, and the headmaster quickly names the straight guy Buck (David Harbour) valedictorian. Agent Mary was expecting a plum assignment tracking down terrorists or drug lords, but because he is gay, he is assigned to the backwater agency branch in West Hollywood.
Why ON EARTH would anyone name a character Agent Mary, evoking an ancient slur that makes older gay men cringe?
Left: David Harbour's butt
Scene 2: 2021, 10 years later. Agent Mary gets up and exercises, while listening to news stories about all the terrorist activity he could be fighting. Agent Buck calls to be homophobic. After 10 years? Why do you keep harassing the poor guy?
Girlfriend goes to work at the West Hollywood Agency, which is staffed by two butch lesbians and a drag queen. Role call: butch bodybuilder Agent Deb has designed a flying car; dour Agent Stat has located the Malaysian airplane that went missing several years ago; and drag queen Twink shows off his "old lady" disguse.
In spite of all their expertise, they never get a case, so they all go home, depressed. Agent Deb is quitting the agency to work at Pep Boys.
Scene 3: Agent Mary in his underwear, preening before a mirror. He finds a gray hair! Ahh, he's old, and he hasn't saved the world yet! He calls the Deputy Director and asks for a case, but she says that she's powerless.
A humorous scene with Agent Mary and the naked male-female couple who are staying at his Air B&B. He maintains his cover by pretending to be an interior designer, but he complains about the homophobia that has kept him from getting...um...an interior design job for ten years. "Is there a lot of anti-LGBTQ prejudice in the world of West Hollywood interior design?"
The agents decide to go rogue and find their own cases. Agent Twink reveals that last night, during her drag act, she met a guy with a briefcase chained to his wrist and a Kazakh tattoo that said "Anarchy will grow from the blood of the uninitiated." Sounds suspicious! They look up his profile on Grindr.
Cole butt and Kazakh cock after the break. Warning: Explicit