I'll let you buy me dinner: At the campground, Gideon gives Scotty the intel he learned from Martin: they receive an offering of over $1,000,000 on normal Sundays, but on big holidays, $3,000,000. It's counted and placed in the vault overnight Sunday. On Monday it's deposited into the bank. Wait -- is that all in cash? Don't people just throw a few bucks in the offering plate? If they're going to donate a lot of money, they'll write a check, or just have it deducted automatically from their bank account.
Scotty "goes dark" for a moment, brags about his own stuntwork, and criticizes Gideon's. Then he becomes downright friendly and says "I'll let you buy me dinner."
You Shine: Kelvin appears at Dot's lacrosse practice at North Jackson High School. The background music, Sweet Cheater's "Summer," seems to suggest a sexual interest:
Dot at the Youth Group: We cut to the youth group meeting at the Sky Zone, an indoor trampoline park on Wando Park Boulevard in Mt. Pleasant, a suburb of Charleston with many Gemstone sites. Lots of kids somersaulting on bouncy-walls, and Keefe stretching Kelvin from behind as he groans "Harder. Harder. Yeah, oh, that's good." Acting like they're having anal sex, har har.
Notice that they're both wearing "Faith Factory" T-shirts, but none of the kids are. Keefe is now Kelvin's assistant youth minister.
Dot appears. Kelvin is "super-pumped that you didn't bring your idiot boyfriend." Do you still think he's straight, after the sex joke?
He clears a space. Keefe says: "These feats of physical strength are amazing." Yeah, Kelvin is hot. He performs some professional-looking acrobatic stunts.
Gideon and Scotty's Date: Dinner is pizza and beer at the Shem Creek Restaurant in Mount Pleasant, to the rather suggestively sexual song “You Knock Me Out.”
Scotty envisions their new life in Thailand, after stealing the money from the vault. He mentioned the ladyboys earlier, but it's worth repeating that Thailand is a well-known destination for gay tourism. He also wants to repair the hard drive containing the sex-and-drugs party video, so "we fuck your Daddy in the butt again." Very graphic way of putting it.
Then he recalls their first meeting. Gideon was wearing a wig to be the stunt double for a woman (wigging," remember?), and Scotty was attracted: he came up behind him and grabbed "like you were a little piece." He means "a piece of ass," a potential sexual partner. Apparently he likes people who are androgynous or nonbinary.
Left: Gideon's butt.
He continues: "But you weren't. You were a friend." Gideon didn't mind being grabbed; apparently he liked it, since he accepted being drawn into a relationship.
"And I get you. I know you way better than your family does." He sounds like an abusive boyfriend: "No one understand you but me."
We cut to another scene on this busy Friday night: Jesse and Amber counseling Chad and his wife Mandy about the aberrant emails ("we were just fooling around"). Of course they mention cum again ("Water squirt emoji does not mean 'cum' -- it means ejaculation"), And we're off to Club Sinister.
Satanist cock after the break
Where's Dot?: This has been a very eventful night, with Keefe refusing a Satanic party invitation, Gideon and Scotty on a date and Jesse counseling Chad and Mandy to reconcile. He quotes Ephesians: "A man should love his wife as himself"..and we cut to Kelvin and Keefe standing together at the youth group. Wait -- a husband and wife? That's quite a structural hint that the guys have become a couple.
Whoops, Keefe runs into his Satanist friends, Daedalus (Josh Mikel, top and bottom photos), Cryptocore, and a lady, who think he's there for "pleasures."
They ask him to "Become the baby," an interesting parallel to Kelvin struggling to stop being the baby.
The raid: Meanwhile Kelvin is disgusted by various heterosexual couples and trios (some butts, no dicks). He finds Dot and yells at her: "You used me! This is my one shot to prove to my Daddy that my place in the church is important, and you ruined it! You ditched me for this bozo!" Wait -- "Ditched me" for another guy"? You weren't on a date with her, dude.
The police raid! Austin has Molly (Ecstasy) on him, so he ditches Dot and vanishes, and she is knocked over by the crowd. Kelvin, shining in ethereal light, holds out a hand: "I got you." He helps Dot up (she is momentarily turned on by his hard chest), and they run. Fortunately, Keefe knows a secret way out from when he was a teenager, "dancing nude in a cage by the DJ booth." They end up far from the club. But surely he's been at the club more recently?
Keefe's Satanist friends make one last request: they're going to go to the docks and "blast off." He refuses, but instead of denying his involvement with the Gemstones, he says: "I follow that man now. He's the light." Recall that Dot saw Kelvin in a glowing light.
He continues: "God put him on a path, and I'm gonna follow him down that path. I want to see where this road leads for that incredible being." At this point he still thinks of Kelvin as a spiritual leader rather than a potential boyfriend.
When they drop her off at her house, Dot concludes that Kelvin really cares about her, and agrees to come to the Wednesday night youth group meeting. Keefe climbs over the back seat into the passenger seat that she just vacated, and points out that she'll be an impressive feather in Kelvin's cap. He counters, "You're an impressive feather in my cap." They smile at each other.
Wait -- did Kelvin just choose Keefe over Dot? In-universe, he had no such choice to make, but look at the structure of the episode: the Satanic sweep; the competition with Austin; the lacrosse practice flirtation; triumphing over Austin at Club Sinister; Dot being momentarily attracted. It all points to the beginning of a romance. But Kelvin just drops her off at her house, and Keefe literally takes her place, definitively answering the question of whether he is heterosexual.
Silverback Apes: Scotty and Gideon are on their way home for a sexual encounter, at least according to the background song, “Baby Do You Wanna?” by the Chuck Hall Band:
Don't ask me no questions, take hold of my hand
We got a one-way ticket up to the Promised Land
We're gonna shoot you up with passion, straight to hell
I ain't makin' no promises. but baby I'll never tell
They smoke marijuana and talk about a tribe of apes. Scotty would be the silverback, in charge, able to fuck anyone he wanted. He obviously likes men and women both.
At the same time, Jesse and Amber are on their way home from visiting Chad and Mandy. Jesse sees the van and gives chase, explaining to Amber that these are guys he "plays car pranks" with. Scotty tries to elude him, but instead the van rolls over multiple times. The guys crawl out, miraculously unharmed, and run away; Jesse doesn't recognize Gideon. The end.
So, who were the evildoers with the "wicked lips"? Austin, Jesse, and Scotty? Not the Satanists -- they seem perfectly nice. And Kelvin, in this episode anyway, is a creature of pure light, with none of his usual pettiness or self-doubt. This will make his decline and fall all the more dramatic.
Bonus: Daedalus dick.
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