I know what people think when they see me:
That I'm so hot, it's insane
When I exit a pool, I do it in slow motion.
But that doesn't mean I can't complain.
Don't look at me, I'm not flexing for you.
I have almost no body fat,
But I'm too bummed to talk about that.
I know I look much better than you,
But fit hot guys have problems too.
Everyone is at my sexual mercy,
Be they a mister or a miss.
But when they're on their knees,
I get no sympathy
More after the break
Because they can only see this.
My pecs are perfect, but I have bad days.
So don't objectify me with your male or female gaze.
I had childhood traumas, just like you.
'Cause fit hot guys have problems too.
--"Fit Hot Guys," from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
See also: Double Vision, with nude photos of Gideon and Keefe