I find a lot of gay actors to profile from the gym buddies that Tony Cavalero posts about. Today he worked out with Evan, whose Instagram is full of muscle pics and humorous POVS, like "Top Three Spots for a First Date in Wilmington, Delaware." One involves searching for the Mud Man in Dupont Marsh Fields. I found a Dupont Environmental Education Center, but nothing about a Mud Man cryptid anywhere.
Not a bad physique, and I agree that Evan can provide "a perfect protein snack" (he actually means baked cottage cheese!), but I need to know if he's an actor -- Tony often works out with civilians.
Success! 11 acting credits listed on the IMDB, more on his professional resume, plus two interviews.
Evan is Evan Mulrooney, who grew up in an "unstable household" in Wilmington, Delaware (he still suffers from general anxiety disorder).
He attended the Salesian School (private, Catholic) and University of Maryland on a football scholarship, but some torn knees and concussions suggested that sports was not a viable career path.
After graduation, he moved to Chicago, where he studied at the Acting Studio and the Annoyance Theater.
Evan's theatrical credits include:
Steamworks: The Musical, about the legendary gay bathhouse
Shitfyre: The Musical, a retelling of the Fyre Fest debacle (according to Google AI, "a disastrous music festival that failed due to poor planning and execution).
It’s Christmas Goddammit!: "a dark comedy about a truly dysfunctional family"
Queer Eye: The Musical Parody, presented by Second City.
At least two gay roles there.
In 2022, Evan moved to Los Angeles. He has 11 or 13 on-screen credits, depending on who you believe, including:
Crime boss Joe Bulo as a young man in four episodes of Fargo (2022)
Agron Darke, an Albanian mob enforcer on a 2023 episode of Justified: City Primeval. The shooting script has him complementing Raylan's hat. A mark calls him a "no-neck Albanian cocktwizzler," and his brother Besnik says that "he's sensitive, like a woman." So maybe he's got some gay hints.
Vinnie Caccimello in four episodes of Only Murderers in the Building (2025). He's not in the cast list, but he may be the son of missing dry cleaner Nick Caccimello.
The movie Start without Me (2025), not listed in the IMDB: "Adam, a former musician (Finn Wittrock, left), and Marissa, a flight attendant with marital issues, embark on a life-changing Thanksgiving road trip."
Wait -- the website said he was Finn Wittrock, but the watermark says Josh O'Connor. Maybe that's the photographer.
So Evan played at least one gay-subtext character in his tv work.
More after the break
And he has a probable n*de photo
Now we have to figure out if Evan is gay in real life. His Instagram has almost no photos of men or women, and some of the POVs are suggestive:
1. "Trad Husband." I can't tell if he's talking about his husband or being someone else's husband.
2. A guy complements him on his arm and asks "Can I touch it?" Sure, but however lightly the dude touches, Evan screams in pain, and blood is drawn. Still, Evan has the chutzpah to ask, "Can I get your phone number?" No way, buddy.
3. Evan wakes up on the morning after Halloween to a long-haired person in his bed, says "Hello, Beautiful," but it turns out to be a man wearing a Jar-Jar Binks mask, carrying a knife. Not surprised, he asks if the guy wants to "go for Round Two"
4. His friends encourage him to "come out publicly," so he comes out...as a Christian," and dating his biological sister.
So, is Evan gay and closeted, or making fun of gay people?
I have no idea.
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