Awhile ago I reviewed The Sinner, but didn't get many page views, so I decided to repurpose the nude photos of star Chris Messina into a profile. Who is this guy whom I never heard of before, who lacks a standard gym rat physique yet manages to tear his clothes off in practically every screen appearance?
He doesn't have much of a social media presence. This Chris Messina looks like him, but must be somebody else, since he has a boyfriend, and our guy has a wife and an article in Forbes proclaiming "Chris Messina loves women!" Wow, a heterosexual, how bizarre! I've heard of men like that, but I've never met one in real life. What could they do in bed when their partner doesn't have a penis?
Our Chris, who loves women, was born in 1974 He grew up in New York City, dropped out of college after one semester, and moved onto Broadway, then tv. He has 75 acting credits on the IMDB, including substantial roles in Damages, The Newsroom, The Mindy Project, and Based on a True Story. I've only seen him in Argo and Birds of Prey.
Not a lot of gay roles. In an interview, he says that his villain Victor Szaz in Birds of Prey is "probably gay." and in Based on a True Story, his character is married to a woman, but makes out with a guy during a fantasy orgy.
Our first glimpse of Chris's private parts comes in the tv series Six Feet Under (about a mortuary). His Ted Farwell, an attorney who dates some of the ladies, walks through his house nude.
28 Hotel Rooms (2012) features a Woman and a Man (Chris) hooking up in hotel rooms every time they are in the same city on business. It sounds artsy, pretentious, and heterosexist, but apparently Chris walks around nude a lot.
More Chris dick after the break
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The Mindy Project (2012-2017) stars Mindy Kaling as a OB/GYN doctor looking for love in New York City. Chris plays Danny Castellano, her Love Interest, in 90 episodes. His gay brother Richie appears in 8 episodes.
90 episodes, and all we get is a bulge shot?
Oh, well, Digging for Fire (2015) gives us another dick shot. It stars Jake Johnson as a nuclear family dad with marital problems -- and a skeleton buried in the back yard. Chris plays one of his friends, who comes to a party involving call girls and skinny dipping.
The Sweet Life (2016) is an "edgy and unconventional dramedy" about a Man an a Woman on a road trip to San Francisco, where they will jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. All that angst, and all we get is a butt shot?
More dick in Sharp Objects (2016): a women with psychiatric problems investigates the murders of two young girls. Chris plays a detective working on the case, and obviously her Love Interest. Sounds terribly depressing. Go back to comedy, Dude!
The Secrets We Keep (2020). I don't know, Romanian refugees, tortured past, dark secrets. F*k the sadness. A bare butt isn't worth it
See also: The Sinner: Retired cop, sleazoid prof, and predatory chum in Australia/ New York
Gemstones Episode 1.9 Review, Continued: Kelvin tells Keefe to f*k the Sadness.
Messina is a handsome guy with a nice guy hope we get more nude scenes with him and gay love scene would be nice too
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