Bert: But we are just coworkers. Try a pink block next, and watch your angles.
Patrick: But we are just coworkers. The aloe moisturizer arrived this morning; these are ready to shelve.
More coworkers after the break
No, I am not implying that BJ and Keefe are dating.
Kelvin, that hole in Keefe's face is called his "mouth." You shove your tongue in there to tell him that you want to be his boyfriend.
BJ seems a bit more into it than Keefe.
I've had date nights like that.
This is a cartoon from the 1970s by famous gay cartoonist Donelan. The actual caption is: "And God bless Uncle Harry and his roommate Jack, who we're not supposed to talk about." Things haven't changed much in the last 50 years.
More denial after the break
Episode 1.2 features Tony Cavalero as a creepy gay guy.
Brian explains: "When you left me for Italy, I had to look after myself. You made me turn to the internet to find a friend. You search 'fit man seeking man,' you're going to find some crazy stuff."
The viewer is expected to interpret "crazy stuff" as "gay men," and sympathize with Brian. Creepy gay guys responded! He must have been horrified! But he doesn't mean that: some of the guys who answered were not as fit as they claimed to be. And you thought he meant gay men,
Creepy Don in the back seat points out that he and Brian are a good match, because he has only 2% body fat. "What's your body fat percentage, Kevin?" Jealous, Don?
Kevin ignores him. "I thought I saw Audrey! Go around to the back!" We get a montage of his awkward close encounters. "I could have lived a happy, fulfilled life if only I hadn't told her that I loved her!"
Actually, Brian needs a way out: he isn't interested in Creepy Don anymore, now that Kevin is back: "You're my 100%." Awww. Now how do they dump the rebound boyfriend?
Scene 3: Brian brings Creepy Don into the office, and asks Kevin, "Explain to him that we are reunited, and his friendship services are no longer required." That's not what you said in bed last night, Dude.
He continues: "You and I got a bond stronger than any friend matching website can calculate."
Kevin tries to negotiate the Brian-Creepy Don breakup: "Sometimes people make choices, and they second guess, and they don't mean to hurt your feelings, but it just happens." But he's looking at Brian, who asks "Do you mean it?" Awww
Realizing that he's being dumped, Creepy Don protests: he and Brian are soul-mates, and besides, Kevin left him. You don't get a second chance.
But the guys are adamant that they belong together.
Don: "It's clear to me that I'm not going to be able to break up what you guys have, so could you add a third?" He wants a three-way romance?
Nope. "That's another website." Wait -- why couldn't they add a third person to their friend group? It's not like they're boyfriends, right?
Gay Subtext: The Brian-Kevin friendship is being framed as a romance for a joke, but the guys lack physical attraction and exclusivity. They refuse to add Creepy Don to their friendship group, but the whole series is about Kevin being in love with someone else.
Gay Character: Creepy Don is jealous of Kevin. He does not respect heterosexual men's body space. He wants an exclusive relationship with Brian, but he will accept a three-way. This all suggests that Don is gay, either in the script or as presented by Tony Cavalero. The other guys don't express any discomfort with having a gay friend, but the "creepy" presentation still strikes me as troubling.
Cavalero would go on to play Keefe, Kelvin's boyfriend on The Righteous Gemstones. Noah Reid (Kevin) would go on to play Patrick, David's boyfriend and eventual husband on Schitt's Creek. Sort of ironic.
See also: Schitt's Creek: Quirky small town in Canada (but don't tell anyone)
