I went in Euphoria Episode 2.3 cold, with no prior research. All I knew was that Brock O'Hurn had a nude frontal (fully aroused, not a prosthetic). And I had a vague impression that the show was about paranormal events in a quirky small town.
Scene 1: A woman named Rue narrates. "When Cal was a senior in high school...." Holy cow, the screen fills with his butt as he puts on his underwear!
Cal (Elias Kacavas) calls his friend Derek (Henry Eikenberry), insults him by implying that he's a woman ("put your bra and panties on"), and then drives over to pick him up.
Scene 2: Cut to wrestlng practice. The coach insults them with a homophobic slur. They go into paroxyms of ecstasy over a hot girl in the bleachers, then hit the shower...holy cow, cock shots of both of them,then a close-up of Derek's butt and cock in the locker room!
Scene 3: They get a milkshake while Rue the Narrator explains how close they are. While they are driving, Derek starts to masturbate through his jeans. Cal watches.
Scene 4: Cal starts dating Marsha, who gives him a hand job with her foot, then a blow job. He tells Derek, who congratulates him profusely, then gets a girl of his own. They have a make-out and skinny-dipping party. Holy cow -- more cock!
After graduation, they're going to separate colleges, so they have to part. On their last night together, they go to a redneck honky-tonk gay bar, where they slow-dance and kiss a lot. Then next morning, Cal gets a call from his girlfriend: she's pregnant! So the preacher in my old church was right: homa-sekshuls cause teen pregnancy.
Darn, yet another plotline about gayness as something for adolescents, to be abandoned for heterosexual destiny! Well, at least we saw a lot of cocks, and Brock O'Hurn's aroused frontal is coming up.
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