Friday, December 22, 2023

Derek Yates: Nude Photos of the Smiley-Emoji and Eggplant Guy


Actor/model Derek Yates has 21 credits listed on IMDB, including cops, paralegals, nurses, a sleazoid, a passenger on the doomed Titanic 666, and Rando the Smiley Emoji guy on How I Met Your Father (Sylvia didn't remember what he looked like, so he came out with a smiley-emoji covering his face and an eggplant covering his crotch).

Derek also claims to have played the Best Friend alongside Adam Devine in Isn't It Romantic.  I don't remember seeing him there, but his face is rather unremarkable.  Fans like him for his comedic talent.

His 840,000 social media followers may be even more interested in his beefcake photos. Thousands of them, so many that I actually got tired of looking. Always shirtless, usually bulging, and quite often nude.


Selfie wearing glasses.










Torso and cock. He didn't shave his chest that day.










Artistic nude









More dicks after the break



Beach butt










From a nude modeling shoot when he was still living in Chattanooga.










You accidentally cropped off the cock, Buddy.









Oh, there it is.

See also: 

Isn't It Romantic: Adam Devine and Liam Hemsworth as romcom rivals

Nude photos of Brad Pitt (with Adam Devine for comparison)


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