These memes all take place during the Episodes 4-6 Kelvin/Keefe breakup.
No one misses you at all:Kelvin: Since you left me, everything is going great. No one misses you at all.Keefe: BJ and I play pickleball on my lunch hour three times a week.
Kelvin: Well, I meant...
Keefe: Judy took me jewelry shopping yesterday.
Kelvin: She was just being nice...
Keefe: Jesse and Amber had me over for dinner last Saturday.
Kelvin: They never invite me over for dinner....
Kelvin: Since when do you call him...
Keefe: Gideon invited me to a movie.
Kelvin: Dude, that's my nephew! Are you guys...
Keefe: Martin's kid has a music recital, and he asked me to...
Kelvin: Now you're just showing off.
Kelvin: Daddy said "No more workplace romances. They always blow up in your face." Well, this time I hired an assistant who I do not find attractive in the least! Taryn is nice and all, but no way would I...she's a fierce tumbler....and she's got a quirkly fashion sense...I love her laugh. We have to discuss the youth ministry, right? Why not over dinner at Luigi's?
This is the advice that Jesse gives BJ when he is preparing to beat up Stephen.
Keefe dating after the break-up after the break