RG Beefcake and Boyfriends: The American Society of Magical Negroes: criticizing white entitlement, or erasing gay people from the world?

Members of marginalized groups -- racial minorities, religious minorities, women, and LGBT people -- are often stereotyped as mystical. They may be presented as superstitious (the Italian "evil eye") or psychic (women's intuition), but sometimes they have fully-formed paranormal powers. like the "magical Negro" who zaps around time and space to help the white protagonist. There's a helpful Wikipedia page with dozens of recent examples: Bruce Almighty, Hitch, Sex and the City, The Dark Knight, The Matrix, The Martian, The Green Book, La La Land and Aladdin. According to the conflict theory of criminology, the ruling class promotes these stereotypes deliberately, to justify the groups' lack of power and wealth -- they "can't function" in the hard, logical, materialistic world of goverment and business.

The American Society of Magical Negroes (2024) presents this stereotype as real. Aren (Justice Smith) is recruited into an Illuminati-like society of African-Americans with paranormal powers, which they use to control world events. He is assisted by his white best friend (Drew Tarver). Justice Smith is gay and Drew Tarver is bi, so this movie has to be LGBTQ-friendly.

But, whenever possible, I watch trailers and read plot synopses before watching a movie, to check for nasty surprises like queerbaiting or deathbed scenes.

Scene 1: Aren sees a lot of people standing in line outside a building, and is zapped into a magical space. A woman says "I know you can feel their discomfort," as he sees a half-naked white girl looking at him. He walks through a giant gallery space while white people stare at him. The woman: "Watching you walk through a roomful of white people is the most painful thing I've ever seen."

Scene 2: David Alan Grier recruits him into the American Society of Magical Negroes. We see a lot of classrooms where students are learning to use their powers, sort of like Hogwarts. Then Grier transports him to a streetcorner and asks "What's the most dangerous animal on the planet?" The answer: "White people, when they feel uncomfortable." Gemstone connection: Tim Baltz plays a white cop who feels uncomfortable upon encountering two black guys.

Grier continues: The job of the society is fight white discomfort, because the happier they are, the safer we are." I thought they were like the Illuminati, controlling governments.

I can see not wanting to get shot, but is it really the black person's responsibility to make white people feel comfortable? If they feel uncomfortable, isn't it on them? Maybe I'm being over-optimistic, but shouldn't the society be fighting the institutional racism that internalizes the stereotypes and results in perceiving the black person as a potential threat?

Scene 3: Aren becomes the coworker of his first client, Jason (Drew Tarver). They bond over pingpong and video games. He also meets his Love Interest. Unfortunately, Jason thinks that he is trying to set them up. Drama! Hey, Drew Tarver is bi, and plays gay guys all the time. Why is he straight here? Boo!

The boss gets mad, too, because Aren won't be able to concentrate on making Jason comfortable with black people if he's busy courting Love Interest. They're already best friends; he looks pretty comfortable.

Scene 4: Well, Love Interest is white, so why take on her as a client instead She seemed fine, too. Aren goes all out on his courtship. Scenes of the two falling in love, while the boss warns that he could have his memory erased for breaking society rules. Meanwhile the motto of the movie splashes across the screen: "Some connections are stronger than magic."

Will I Watch: Heck no. I'm interested in the political implications of "making white people comfortable" as a social movement agenda, but this movie is actually just a regular heterosexist heterosexual romance, with the magical stuff just added to create a "forbidden love" drama. And it's heterosexuals all the way down, to make sure that straight viewers don't feel uncomfortable. How ironic is that?

Bonus dicks after the break