Thursday, December 7, 2023

Thomas Mann: Nude photos of the romcom and dying-novelist actor (not the gay German novelist)

Not Thomas Mann, the gay German novelist whose Death in Venice (1925) is one of the first open depictions of homoerotic desire in modern literature, so every gay guy pretends to have read it.  (Spoiler alert: it's not exatly a gay pride classic. homoerotic desire is associated with disease, decay, and death.)

This Thomas Mann is an American actor, born in 1991, best known for his gay-subtext relationship with Aidan Ehrenreich in Beautiful Creatures (2013) and  Jeremy Renner in Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013).  It's impossible to determine if he has played any actual gay characters, since googling "Thomas Mann" and "gay" always brings you back to Death in Venice.



But at least he has appeared nude on camera several times. 

Brain on Fire (2016) sounds awful: a New York Post writer contracts a mysterious disease.  I don't do tearjerkers.  Thomas shows his butt while playing the guitar naked.







About Fate
(2016) is a romcom with the guy pretending to be the girl's boyfriend.  I guess here he's trying to explain.









I don't know where this penis shot is from.








Or this butt shot. 

Gemstone Connection: He appeared in Halloween Kills (2021) with Scotty McArthur (the Season 1 Big Bad) and J. Gavin Wilde (Young Jesse).

See also: A date with Kris (who may not be Jeremy Renner's boyfriend) leads to Christopher Atkins' dick

J. Gaven Wilde and the Stalker: How many pervs can one small town hold?

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