Wednesday, December 13, 2023

Eric Andre: Penis photos of demonic best buddy, prankster, Gemstone Big Bad, "a hole is a hole" proponent

 


In Season 2 of The Righteous Gemstones, Eric Andre and Jessica Lowe played Lyle and Lindsy Lissons, pastors of a Texas megachurch who want Jesse and Amber to invest in his proposed Christian resort, Zion's Landing.  They ask Eli for the money, but he refuses, thus driving the main plotline.  

Spoiler alert: they send the Cycle Ninjas to assassinate Eli so Jesse will inherit all of his money and be able to invest.


I thought Eric played Darnell, the longsuffering husband of Earl's ex-wife on My Name is Earl, but that's Eddie Steeples.   They could be twins.

I also thought that Jessica Lowe played Lily, the longsuffering best friend on Hannah Montana, but that's Emily Osment.  They could be twins, too. 

So what has Eric been in?  50 acting credits on the IMDB, including, three starring roles:

In Man Seeking Woman (2015-2017), plays Mike, the hetero-horny best bud to Josh (Jay Baruchel).  Mike keeps pushing to get him laid, but Josh is really interested in "happily ever after."


In the fantasy spoof Disenchantment (2017-23), he plays Luci, the demonic best bud to reluctant princess Bean. Lots of queer characters there.

In The Eric Andre Show (2012-23), he plays "himself" as a talk show host who pranks his guests or sometimes gets pranked by them. A lot of nudity, but censored for the camera.  Except maybe one of those shots where you shove your dick and balls back, so it looks like you have a vagnia. 

Eric is bi/pan.  According to Wikipedia, in a 2016 interview, he said  "Everyone is bi, right? There's no such thing as sexual orientation, or race, or gender. Those are all obsolete man-made concepts; A hole is a hole."  

I dislike statement like that, since they deny the existence of gay (and straight and asexual) people.  Sorry, but quite a lot of people are not at all interested in men's bodies, or women's bodies.  Often they find the other type repulsive.  So Eric is not exactly homophobic or heteronormative -- would you call him bi-normative?


On to the nudity.  On Valentine's Day 2023, Eric posted some nude pics to his Instagram to announce his romance with Emily Ratajkowski.  Sadly, the relationship soon ended, but the dick remain.






See also: Gemstones Episode 2.2: Kelvin clinches, Keefe dances, and everybody flirts with Eli.  With proof that everything is bigger in Texas






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